you spend the majority of
your time in an 8'X10' cell .
AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle
you get three meals a day (free).
you only get a break for one meal and probably
have to pay for it yourself .
you get time off for good behavior.
you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you
you must carry around a security card
and unlock open all the doors yourself .
you can watch TV and play games.
you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
they allow your family and
friends to visit.
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Manager